Michael Scott
Michael Scott
people asking fruit
People get caught up in asking whether Americans should be going here or there. What it boils down to is the call of the Lord. If the Lord has called you to a specific area, that's where you are going to see the fruit.
running car guy
I'm not a bad guy... I'm just good guy that runs over women with his car.
being-single optimistic desperate-situations
What is it like being single? I like it! I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic, because everyday I get a little more desperate. And desperate situations yield the quickest results.
rip heart office
Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!
matter no-matter-what reason
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what.
mom average special-people
My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many.
ice-cream ice cream
It's never too early for ice cream.
stories research mythology
Research is always the best part. As we dug deeper into the history and mythology behind each of the hallows, we discovered more and more stories - some of them deserving of novels in themselves.
people office
The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
order making-love firsts
Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.
memories campus made
Campus ... brings back so many memories that I would ... have made ...
writing remembers-everything facts
In fact, writing for younger adults is tougher. They remember everything and if they spot a problem, they'll be sure to let you know.
real thinking gossip
How do you untell something? You can't. You can't put words back in your mouth. What you can do, is spread false gossip ... so people think that everything that's been said is untrue. Include that Stanley is having an affair. It's like the end of Spartacus. I have seen the movie half a dozen times, and I still don't know who the real Spartacus is. And, that is what makes that movie a classic whodunnit.
jokes inside-jokes
I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.