Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
inspirational sarcastic sound
What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.
sarcastic lying hats
You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.
sarcastic waiting vacancy
He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
sarcastic ignorance intelligence
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.
funny sarcastic way
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
sarcastic cabbage useless
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
sarcastic heart worry
'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.
funny sarcastic sports
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
god sarcastic education
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
funny bible sarcastic
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
funny life sarcastic
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
funny sarcastic witty
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
sarcastic sea sight
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
sarcastic sarcasm stubborn
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.