Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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We have no permanent brains until we are forty. Then they begin to harden, presently they petrify, then business begins. Since forty I have been regular about going to bed and getting up -- and that is one of the main things.
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The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?
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There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.
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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
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When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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When we do not know a person - and also when we do - we have to judge his size by the size and nature of his achievements, as compared with the achievements of others in his special line of business - there is no other way.
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My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.