Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin
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A crowded police court docket is the surest of all signs that trade is brisk and money plenty
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Such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down on the doctor's bills like everything.
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The lack of money is the root of all evils.
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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.
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His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.
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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
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There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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We have the best government that money can buy.