Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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It is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races
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It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin
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There it is: it doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on! somebody to hold in light esteem, somebody to be indifferent about.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
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But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow.
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Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.
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Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
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That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.