Mark Twain

Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
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When in doubt tell the truth.
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.