Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'
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Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.
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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.