Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
broken house purpose
Written things are not for speech; their form is literary; they are stiff, inflexible, and will not lend themselves to happy and effective delivery with the tongue-where their purpose is to merely entertain, not instruct; they have to be limbered up, broken up, colloquialized and turned into common forms of premeditated talk-otherwise they will bore the house and not entertain it.
rain new-orleans water
But the people cannot have wells, and so they take rain-water. Neither can they conveniently have cellars or graves, the town being built upon "made ground"; so they do without both, and few of the living complain, and none of the others.
up-early latter late
I have tried getting up early, and I have tried getting up late-and the latter agrees with me best.
fool
But old fools is the biggest fools there is.
worry duty
The thing for us to do is just to do our duty, and not worry about whether anybody sees us do it or not.
heaven may swear
Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
food thinking care
We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.
years two rivers
In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore, in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long, seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.
trouble maxims
It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.
lying want caught
You want to be very careful about lying; otherwise you are nearly sure to get caught.
years differences long
There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.
lying race care
When whole races and peoples conspire to propagate gigantic mute lies in the interest of tyrannies and shams, why should we care anything about the trifling lies told by individuals?
baby angel wings
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
ice ice-cream excess
We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.