Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer. Among his novels are The Adventures of Tom Sawyerand its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth30 November 1835
CountryUnited States of America
horse animal lame
My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.
privilege dollars worship
We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.
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A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.
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There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.
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I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
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Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
travel society tourism
You perceive I generalize with intrepidity from single instances. It is the tourist's custom.
sarcasm lips cynicism
Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.
election-time principles accounts
Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.
justice pleasure ecstasy
To do something, say something, see something, before anybody else -- these are things that confer a pleasure compared with which other pleasures are tame and commonplace, other ecstasies cheap and trivial.
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More than once I had seen a noble who had gotten his enemy at a disadvantage stop to pray before cutting his throat.
parenting parent honest
My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest.
beautiful lying perfection
The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.
art men self
As a thinker and planner the ant is the equal of any savage race of men; as a self-educated specialist in several arts she is the superior of any savage race of men; and in one or two high mental qualities she is above the reach of any man, savage or civilized!