Mark Russell
Mark Russell
Mark Ruslander, known professionally as Mark Russell, is an American political satirist and comedian best known for his parody music, which he performs while accompanying himself on piano...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 August 1932
CityBuffalo, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Mark Russell quotes about
brain republican democrat
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
sacred expenses
The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.
fun writing thinking
I think you can't write with anger. I think it always has to be with a wink. There always has to be an element of hope in what you write. Otherwise you're just getting mad and it's not going to be fun for anybody.
heart people break
Young people, take heart: the older you get, the fewer commandments you will have the strength to break.
sports athlete games
I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner.
quiet silent audience
If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.
hippie hair long
You have the establishment and then you have the hippies revolting against the establishment, and what you end up getting are like accountants with long hair. And that's kind of what happened with the youth movement in the '70s.
guy making-love way
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
racing stripes way
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
inspirational hilarious funny-life
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
arm buyers buying causing continued deals debt industry lending markets niche notable rise support values
In 2005, lending markets continued to support deals in the ARM industry and buyers were particularly aggressive, causing a notable rise in deal values for well-run, niche ARM companies; especially those in the debt buying sector.
fun writing civilization
I'm not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I'm writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility.
fun writing civilization
I'm not trying to write a bleak and blistering screed against American civilization. I'm writing something that I hope is fun and satirical and full of possibility.
believe bills belief
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.