Mark Russell
Mark Russell
Mark Ruslander, known professionally as Mark Russell, is an American political satirist and comedian best known for his parody music, which he performs while accompanying himself on piano...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth23 August 1932
CityBuffalo, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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achievement equal gets lifetime president
He gets the lifetime achievement award. But, it's all pretty equal opportunity. No president ever let me down.
Sergio, where are you going to be tonight? Who?
tests ability ultimate
Being an Olympian is the ultimate test of one's sporting ability.
two-sides sides both-sides
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
running long people
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.
people want might
The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.
thinking television persons
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.
character writing thinking
I think even the characters that are fundamentally evil and wrong, I want people to really love them. I think that's important to writing believable characters. They don't have to be likable but they have to be loved, at least by the author.
opponents politician libel
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.
people faces television
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.
trouble jerry knows
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.
baseball football games
You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.