Mae West

Mae West
Mary Jane "Mae" West was an American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, comedian and sex symbol whose entertainment career spanned seven decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actress
Date of Birth17 August 1893
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
fun next-day remember
Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
wells
Well behaved women do not make history.
husband men two
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
sarcastic witty humorous
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
thinking tennessee theater
When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?
men realist
men are not realists - only women are.
love-is outsiders banality
... love is banality to all outsiders.
nice ice
Ice is nice at any price.
way deeds can-do
It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
women luxury want
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
giving littles honey
Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.
sarcastic men pieces
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
boys feet nine
How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!
girl men faults
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.