Louis C. K.
Louis C. K.
Louis Székely pronounced , known professionally as Louis C.K., is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, director, and editor. Born in Washington, D.C., C.K. moved to Mexico City as an infant and learned Spanish as his first language, learning English once he moved back to the U.S. at age 7. He began his career writing for several comedy shows in the 1990s and early 2000s for comedians including David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, and Chris Rock. Also in this period, he was...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth2 September 1967
CountryUnited States of America
I know what it's like to have a bunch of material that's working that you don't care about. You want to die.
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'
Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.
I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced. Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever! It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it. But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it.'
Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.