Julie Klausner
Julie Klausner
Julie Klausneris a New York City-based author, comedian, podcaster, and comedy writer-performer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth3 July 1978
CountryUnited States of America
wings dumb consciousness
Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.
smell guy way
Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he's not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way,
regret waste time-travel
I'm not big on regret - until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad
thinking tree bird
Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.
phones age use
We don’t use phones anymore in this day and age, yet she still phones things in.
suits okay riot
The only riot I’m okay with is a zoot suit riot.
feelings spiders my-own
I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.
important trends remember
It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards.
sea greek jew
I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.
Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole.
cabaret format
Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.
way internet microcosm
Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way, they are a microcosm of the Internet.
animal views way
There are good intentions behind many peoples conversion to veganism, including an admirable devotion to the well-being of animals and a justified skepticism about the crap the USDA allows manufacturers to put in our food. But its hard to ignore the often sanctimonious nature of what some nutritionists view as an extremist way of eating.
fun writing true-life
The kind of true-life writing that is fun to read - that makes an ally of the reader - is the kind that you are so nervous about putting down on paper that you lock the Word file with a secret password and encrypt it - and all of it.