Julie Klausner
Julie Klausner
Julie Klausneris a New York City-based author, comedian, podcaster, and comedy writer-performer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth3 July 1978
CountryUnited States of America
computer good photos whenever
I think of basset hounds whenever I turn on my computer because I have photos of them. And if I'm lucky, and I see one on the street, I know it's going to be a good day. They really are like a four-leaf clover.
comics grew joan people rivers taken watching
I think Joan Rivers is such an untapped legend that people just don't appreciate, because they grew up with her on QVC, or they grew up with her on E!, or they grew up watching her do the things that in their minds the more prestigious comics wouldn't have taken or done.
favorite funny guest guy interview love michael mighty songs sucker wife wrote
I would love to interview Michael McKean and his wife, who wrote the songs for 'A Mighty Wind,' which is my favorite Christopher Guest movie. I'm just a sucker for any funny guy that has a wife who is intelligent and that he collaborates with.
goes inherent stuff
I think feeling responsible for stuff that goes wrong is an inherent part of being female.
girls good meet relationships women
Here is how you meet women: You tell the girls you are friends with - the ones in relationships - that you want a girlfriend. You shouldn't even have to say 'Set me up' or 'Introduce me!' If they're good girls, they'll get the hint.
hire learned money people
I don't make money doing my podcast. I've learned that people want to hire creative people who are already doing something when they approach them.
fear admiration symptoms
Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.
race childhood lions
If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish.
hurt waiting three
What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.
fun silly character
All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect to be one of those people that does cartwheels in yogurt commercials. I wanna be the cartoon character in that antidepressant ad who has, like, little lines under her eyes, and the divot in the middle of the pill is the pill’s mouth... have you seen this ad? It’s very good. It’s for Abilify, which is not a word.
mirrors feels magnifying
I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like to see everything I see. It’s like a magnifying mirror only soulful, and I’m not looking at her, I’m looking at us, you know? And our pores are huge.
new-york cozy soup
Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the Cozy Soup ‘n’ Burger.
agency giving sushi
Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault.
wings dumb consciousness
Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.