Judy Gold

Judy Gold
Judy Goldis an American standup comedian, actress, television writer, and producer. She won two Daytime Emmy Awards for her work as a writer and producer on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. She has also been involved in many projects in various roles, including the television series All-American Girl and HBO At the Multiplex segments where she asks humorous questions of unexpecting moviegoers...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth15 November 1962
CityNewark, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
I have decided now that my mother should be the GPS woman, don't you think? That would be fantastic: 'Make a left in 11 miles. Get over now - I want you to be prepared. Turn right on Elm Street, I want to see if Myrna Rosenblatt is still alive. Make your second left by the Dairy Queen. Don't go in, they're anti-Semitic.'
My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room.
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't. Under the pressure, it's hard to retain everything.
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.
I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family validated as other families are validated and protected by our government, yes.
I worked at Military Media, an advertising agency for military-base newspapers. Don't ask, I won't tell.
If I wasn't true to myself, I couldn't live with myself.
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom.
Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties.
I didn't want to be known as a gay comic, but as a comic who happens to be gay.
My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience.
Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.'
Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.