Judy Gold
Judy Gold
Judy Goldis an American standup comedian, actress, television writer, and producer. She won two Daytime Emmy Awards for her work as a writer and producer on The Rosie O'Donnell Show. She has also been involved in many projects in various roles, including the television series All-American Girl and HBO At the Multiplex segments where she asks humorous questions of unexpecting moviegoers...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth15 November 1962
CityNewark, NJ
CountryUnited States of America
In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting.
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and would say whatever came into my head. Most of the time, what came out of my mouth was the very thing everyone else was thinking - but too polite or afraid to verbalize.
I like being able to donate my comedy to charity. I'm not a billionaire, and I can't write checks.
The fight in theatre is focus, focus, focus.
'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't.
I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.
What if obese people couldn't get married?
Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes from the sun for 4-6 weeks after the operation...twelve years ago. She still wears them. She thinks they're attractive. She looks like Bea Arthur as a welder.
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.
Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car