Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
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No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very nasty. It's what we all have in common. That, and masturbation.
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By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.
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Technology. It's like science, only useless.
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Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?
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I watch a lot of astronaut movies....Mostly Star Wars. And even Han and Chewie use a checklist.
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You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.
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The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
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Very often I get e-mails intended for Jon Stewart from Comedy Central that are mailed to me. And the first reaction, and the first response that I or my assistant make is: Do you have the right Jon Stewart?
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We had a real good December. Consumers didn't appear to be holding back at the pump.
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We'd always sworn, we're taking 60 Minutes down. You, Frontline, all you guys. You're meat.
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Brown was nominated to the post by President Bush in 2003, ... And (he) intends to start the job any day now.
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The Oscars is really, I guess, the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party. And it's exciting for the stars as well because it's the first time many of you have ever voted for a winner.
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We were worried sick, ... We thought you had SARS. We thought to ourselves, get out the masks.
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I don't file reports anymore. I do movies,