Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
games trying blame
The only time a politico will try to avoid playing the blame game is when they or theirs are to blame.
war games people
Maybe we should always show pictures. Bin Laden, pictures of our wounded service people, pictures of maimed innocent civilians. We can only make decisions about war if we see what war actually is - and not as a video game where bodies quickly disappear leaving behind a shiny gold coin.
kids games trying
The best way to describe my ability was to say that after the game the other kids would say to me, 'Way to try!'
thinking race games
I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.
arabian brown heading horse prior spent true
Prior to heading FEMA, Brown spent the '90s as a commissioner -- this is true -- of the International Arabian Horse Association,
daily originally sundays title
Originally we were going to title it "The Daily Show With Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays Off," but it was too long.
brown bush job nominated post president start
Brown was nominated to the post by President Bush in 2003, ... And (he) intends to start the job any day now.
anyone charge christian complex converted enjoy guys
Does anyone know...does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because...uh...you've all been in charge pretty much since...uh...what was that guys name...Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.
america guys natural
Don't worry, ... as long as America still has natural resources, you guys are okay.
assistant central comedy intended jon response
Very often I get e-mails intended for Jon Stewart from Comedy Central that are mailed to me. And the first reaction, and the first response that I or my assistant make is: Do you have the right Jon Stewart?
america appalled catchy fascinated others remaining top
The top story, as always, is America remaining obsessed, fascinated -- appalled -- by what is now being called Dick-Cheney-Shot-a-Guy-in-the-Face-Gate. Not as catchy as others have been ...
bowl good mean means point pro
It doesn't mean you're going to have a good pro career, or even do well in the bowl game. But to get to that point means something. Now you're in the club.
looting planning
those dastardly, conniving, post-hurricane looting criminals. Is there no end to their planning abilities?!
You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.