Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis, born Joseph Klewan in New York City, was an American comedian and singer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
life you-only-live-once living-once
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
glasses tables needs
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
funny drinking beer
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
tired doctors dieting
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
drink amount
I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.
mistake
We can afford almost any mistake once.