Jim Jefferies
Jim Jefferies
club fantastic great hearts interested owner people success support wants wrong
I think there will be a lot of people interested in the job. Hearts are a fantastic club with a great support and an owner who wants success and there is nothing wrong with that.
gun people upset
I don't want people to leave the show being upset. So if I am trying to do a new joke, and sometimes I will talk about things like gun control or hostile massacre and I notice people being upset I will change the direction.
cancer thinking people
I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an AIDS joke won't laugh at a cancer joke, but far more people know somebody who's died from cancer.
religious sex people
As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don't come and see me.
differences people hard-life
Before doing stand-up, I thought acting was easy - it's not easy. It's a hard life. It's easy in its own way, you just stand there and talk. But there is a difference between people who can do it well and people who can't.
believe people religion
Here's the thing about people who believe in god... They're idiots.
book people comedian
In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own show - no one casts you. You cast your own show as a stand-up comedian. When you get good at stand-up comedy you book a theater and if people show up, people show up. If people don't show up, people don't show up. You don't have a director or a casting agent or anybody saying if you're good enough - the audience will decide.
people giving gone
I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and it's like, 'Aw, this person is the greatest person on earth', but being an actor is pretty easy in comparison to stand-up comedy. It's no surprise that several stand-up comics have gone on to become great actors. I don't know any great actors that have gone on to become great stand-up comics.
crazy people crazy-people
The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.
cardinal corner defend determination
It was a cardinal error. You've got to defend the corner with a lot more determination than we did.
blow energy gives lose steven
It was a blow to lose Steven so early. We need the energy that he gives us.
chances created few played punished
Coventry played well that day and created a few chances but we punished them,
clouds head
I think his head was still in the clouds from his goal.
points six three top work
We were made to work for the three points but that is the top six now.