Jim Jefferies
Jim Jefferies
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Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
hate gay religion
If you hate gay marriage, then don't marry a gay person.
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I always get a little bit pissed off when stand-up comedy is not recognised as being as good a craft as being an actor. We give Oscars to people and it's like, 'Aw, this person is the greatest person on earth', but being an actor is pretty easy in comparison to stand-up comedy. It's no surprise that several stand-up comics have gone on to become great actors. I don't know any great actors that have gone on to become great stand-up comics.
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Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
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The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.
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Gary was the pick of the bunch for me, he was magnificent. Maybe it's time Walter was here. He controlled the midfield, switched the play and made some great tackles.
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Gary has been waiting for his chance. His link-up play is good and he works so hard for the team.
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He's not going to cost me a lot of money and if he gets into the first team it will be a bonus.
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I don't listen to Raymond Sparkes because he has no standing in the game so I don't bother about him one little bit. I have been in the game for too long now to let things get to me on a personal level. I heard a comment that he had 24 years in the game, but he's an agent. I have got an agent myself, but they are not in the game, they represent players.
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I'm not scared of dying, because I'm an atheist. I won't even know I'm dead. You know why? Because I'll be fùckin' dead.
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We have a drinking game in Australia, it's called drinking.