Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
James Christopher "Jim" Gaffiganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, voice-over artist, and author. His humor largely revolves around fatherhood, observations, and food. He is also regarded as a "clean" comic, using little profanity in his routines. He has had several successful comedy specials, including Mr. Universe and Jim Gaffigan: Obsessed, both of which received Grammy nominations. His memoir, Dad Is Fatand his most recent book, Food: A Love Story, are both published by Crown Publishers. He co-created and currently...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 July 1966
CountryUnited States of America
Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling."
I've never tried fatback. Probably 'cause it's called fatback. I don't know which word creeps me out more: fat or back. Why don't they just throw in "hairy" while they're at it? "This is some delicious hairy fatback."
No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much.
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!
I never went to church when I was in college, either.
Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?
My new years resolution? I will be less laz...
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?
I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female?
I think when my mother died, it was such a - you know, a shock to the logic that I had been raised with.
I like to think of bread as really bland cake.
My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.
The real question is should we trust people who don't like cheese?
The reason I say I'm a horrible person is I don't want myself to be presented as somebody who's a great Catholic.