Quotes by 'Jack Whitehall'

writing thinking ideas

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.

thinking people beard

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

comedy getting-laid

I only got into comedy to get laid

funny bed comedy

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

bullying kids firsts

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.

dad vote annoying

I vote for whoever will annoy my dad.

best

I don't like comedians who don't have conviction, and with stand-up, it is always best to have an angle.

amazing jamie

If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.

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