Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?
help scientists
Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No, he's a scientist. Homer: Batman's a scientist?! Marge: It's not Batman!
eat magical mean
(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!
bedroom building guest inspector
You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built. Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a windowbox
care mean understanding
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
crazy drop line maybe wherever wind
I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world.
unlike
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
expected group happy high junior stuck undefeated
I expected to be here. I had this group in the junior high and they went undefeated and I am happy that they stuck with me through the season.
believe save
I don't even believe in Jebus... Save me Jebus
asparagus gas mother normal oil olive shop station
Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.
born dude homer million others simpson
Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
buy funny kinds useful
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
press start
To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
people prove statistics
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.