Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
lying men civilization
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair.
song hero stories
Goddess of song, teach me the story of a hero.
teamwork light team-building
Light is the task where many share the toil.
data different helping
The internet wasn't created for mockery, it was supposed to help researchers at different universities share data sets. It was!
sleep giants crocodiles
Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...in a giant blender.
challenges goes-on spirit
Go on with a spirit that fears nothing.
funny-simpsons unicycles funniest-simpsons
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
beer ale funny-simpsons
Homer no function beer well without.
men deeds wavering
Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great and worthy deeds.
way spirit argument
But curb thou the high spirit in thy breast, for gentle ways are best, and keep aloof from sharp contentions.
depth detest forth heart hides lies-and-lying man speaks
I detest the man who hides one thing in the depth of his heart and speaks forth another.
forgets guest host treated
A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly.
dreadful endured
Endure, my heart: you once endured something even more dreadful
endured grief remembers wrought
Even his griefs are a joy, long after, to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured