Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.
It`s the prettiest place on the planet. My childhood was like a dream. It`s like the last Mayberry.
Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.
Don't idolize anyone if you can. You know, be inspired by people, certainly, but don't idolize people... Because they'll let you down.
I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.
Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.
If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.
Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.
The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
I have less friends, but I have more Cadbury Eggs.
I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.