Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt
Gregory Behrendtis an American comedian and author. His work as a script consultant to the HBO sitcom Sex and the City, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, paved the way for co-authoring of the New York Times bestseller He's Just Not That into You, later adapted into a film by the same name. Apart from that he also hosted two short-lived television shows, The Greg Behrendt Showand Greg Behrendt's Wake Up Call...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 July 1963
CountryUnited States of America
I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.
I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical with you, if they don't want to make concrete plans with you, you know, if they're sort of ambiguous about where everything is going, I think that's a pretty good sign that they're not into you.
I'm fascinated with human relationships, ... I advocate the relationship you have with yourself.
It takes you right back to Page One again.
It's the prettiest place on the planet, ... My childhood was like a dream. It's like the last Mayberry.
The whole point of the book is to say, 'You're not alone. We get it,' ... For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
Can you deep fry the bacon? Oh how I wish you would...
My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.
I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each other implicitly.
So, I play in a band. It's a really underground band. Super underground. Very underground. Like, we don't even actually play.
I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!
People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.
People don't admire you for what you hate, they admire you for what you do about it, and your slacks.
Good enough to tweet, not to say.