George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.
When I was young I used to read about the decline of Western civilization, and I decided it was something I would like to make a contribution to.
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.
The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"
We think in language. The quality of our thoughts and ideas can only be as good as the quality of our language.
If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!
I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
I am not a complete vegetarian. I eat only animals that have died in their sleep.
It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.
For a while, I thought of myself as an atheist until I realized it was a belief, too. It's a shame everything has to have a label.