George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore.
On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.
Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.
I'm in favor of personal growth as long as it doesn't include malignant tumors.
Barry Goldwater has definitely decided to be a candidate in '64. He will campaign in all thirteen states.
Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.
In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as veggie-burghers.
If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.
More people write poetry than read it.
Sudden total weight loss.
Where do we get our values from?
I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.