Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling
Garry Emmanuel Shandlingwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth29 November 1949
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
failure emotional thinking
I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
inspirational song years
In the year 2525, that song will be even less popular than when it first came out.
dog opportunity training
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"
marriage wife married
Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"
real thinking special-people
I don''t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It''s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real
good-life mad house
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell
hair matter kind
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
relationship mom loyal
I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
hurt dating guy
Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.
survival able defense
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
talking dating homeless
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.
funny girl humor
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
night fifteen hours
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
dad nice writing
I remember learning to drive on my dad's lap. Did you guys ever do that? He'd work the brakes. I'd work the wheel. Then I went to take the driver's test and sat on the examiner's lap. I failed the exam. But he still writes to me. That's the really nice part.