Garry Shandling
Garry Shandling
Garry Emmanuel Shandlingwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth29 November 1949
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
funny men style
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
funny sleep way
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
friendship funny-friend problem
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
mom loyalty looks
I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."
positive nice guy
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.
girl thinking hair
I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know. 'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?
animal behaviour reason
The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.
animal behaviour reason
The comic strip is what I looked at, and it's another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behaviour, interested me.