Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Degeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003...
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 January 1958
CityMetairie, LA
car circus rooms
A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
funny humor toothpaste
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!
funny humor anxiety
All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!"
bored needs busy
I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
funny humor shampoo
That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.
people together fans
I'm a fan of people getting together.
hard-times giving people
People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?
perfect pens cruz
No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.
gay bugs suits
What would bug the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
believe taken opportunity
But I do believe that's when you do your soul-searching. I think when you have these trials that life gives you, it is an opportunity to find out who you are. Not just who you are when everything's great, but who are you when every thing is taken away from you and you have nothing.
names labels add
My name is Ellen and I'm a vegetarian. Just to add another label to me: I am a lesbian, aquarian and vegetarian. I've said it...
sex animal thinking
You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!
beauty mean long
What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.
sorry memories dad
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!