Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
people leader coins
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.
self-esteem school taught
Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.
children party parent
Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.
running tuesday promise
Democratic candidate John Kerry on Tuesday chose fellow Senator John Edwards to be his running mate. Asked about Edwards' lack of foreign policy experience, Kerry revealed his new campaign slogan, 'I Promise Not to Die.'
years fake politics
But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile
children use agnostic
Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
years ice long
In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that 'if I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
smile kids mass-destruction
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
reading wind tunnels
The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.
industry auto-industry blowing-up
The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto.
thinking abortion pounds
Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds.
intelligent men thinking
Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a group of aliens so intelligent, so insouciant, so utterly above it all, they feel no need whatsoever to equip their spacecraft with windows so that they can gaze out on all that celestial beauty-but then immediately upon landing, their first impulse is to get in some hick's ass with a flashlight.
guilt reason playboy
Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
football years bye
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.