Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
children use agnostic
Let me use their own terminology against them. They aborted a child in the 200th trimester.
years ice long
In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that 'if I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
smile kids mass-destruction
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don't find these weapons of mass destruction. It's enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
reading wind tunnels
The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.
industry auto-industry blowing-up
The American auto industry is blowing up like a 1976 Ford Pinto.
thinking abortion pounds
Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds.
intelligent men thinking
Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions of light-years- a group of aliens so intelligent, so insouciant, so utterly above it all, they feel no need whatsoever to equip their spacecraft with windows so that they can gaze out on all that celestial beauty-but then immediately upon landing, their first impulse is to get in some hick's ass with a flashlight.
guilt reason playboy
Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
football years bye
Detroit's so bad this year they might lose their bye week.
country party dignity
I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.
eye thinking light
TV evangelists say they don't favor any particular denomination, but I think we've all seen their eyes light up at tens and twenties.
thinking games interesting
Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.
starbucks neighborhood knows
I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!!
men one-man another-man
One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.