David Letterman

David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
bobby buddy car coming driver eating everybody field good start stronger today touched win worthy
This win today has so many interesting, worthy facets, ... Bobby touched on Buddy coming in, getting a good ride. Was there a stronger car in the field today? Was there a stronger driver in the field today? My God, Buddy just would not stop, and it was eating everybody alive. There's something about it, it was I think preordained certainly. You could feel it. You could feel it from the start of the race.
winning campaigns election
Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'
fighting winning television
If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on television with pool cues, who would win? 1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The television viewing public
dog toilets winner
The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.
funny wind guy
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
vacation texas wind
The White House says that the vacation in Texas will give President Bush the chance to unwind. My question is, when does the guy wind?
funny country winning
The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
wine looks upstairs
Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.
basement behind goes standing water wherever
Put bygones behind us, ... the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes -- standing in your basement -- she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
coming metal spend time
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
eight good heart hours last son team three woke won
When I was 52, I woke up after eight hours of heart surgery -- that's a big deal, ... I had my first son last year, that's a big deal. Now, I'm part of the team that won the Indianapolis 500. Those are three pretty good things to have in your life.
absolutely believe belong luckiest man
I don't belong here, ... What am I doing here? It's crazy, absolutely crazy. I'm the luckiest man in the world today, believe me
bobby tells
I go where Bobby goes, and he tells me what we're going to do and I say, sure, let's do it, ... But obviously, in the beginning, it was a disappointment not to be here.
footage saddam showing tv
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.