David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
football fall sleep
I have nothing against the North Koreans but this Kim Jong Un has got a screw loose. A member of his cabinet, his security minister, nods off, falls sleep. We've all done it. Kim Jong Un takes the guy out and has him executed, just for just falling asleep. Oh, and he was also deflating footballs.
sleep thinking nsa
Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.
sleep midnight kitties
Midnight, and the kitties are sleeping.
sleep eight years
Bronco Rick Perry is the first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's sleepy. You know, we criticized George W. Bush a lot, but there was one thing he was very disciplined about, and that was getting his full eight years of sleep.
basement behind goes standing water wherever
Put bygones behind us, ... the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes -- standing in your basement -- she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
coming metal spend time
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
eight good heart hours last son team three woke won
When I was 52, I woke up after eight hours of heart surgery -- that's a big deal, ... I had my first son last year, that's a big deal. Now, I'm part of the team that won the Indianapolis 500. Those are three pretty good things to have in your life.
absolutely believe belong luckiest man
I don't belong here, ... What am I doing here? It's crazy, absolutely crazy. I'm the luckiest man in the world today, believe me
bobby tells
I go where Bobby goes, and he tells me what we're going to do and I say, sure, let's do it, ... But obviously, in the beginning, it was a disappointment not to be here.
footage saddam showing tv
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.
knew people tempered
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.
child earth enjoy face tasty woman
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.
bobby buddy car coming driver eating everybody field good start stronger today touched win worthy
This win today has so many interesting, worthy facets, ... Bobby touched on Buddy coming in, getting a good ride. Was there a stronger car in the field today? Was there a stronger driver in the field today? My God, Buddy just would not stop, and it was eating everybody alive. There's something about it, it was I think preordained certainly. You could feel it. You could feel it from the start of the race.