David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
mom real bus-stops
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the nurse who weighs you and then makes you sit alone in your underwear for 20 minutes ... She looks like a real estate agent whose picture you see on the bus stop bench ... She looks like the hygienist who makes you feel guilty about not flossing ... She looks like the relieved mom in a Tide commercial.
momentum wells furious
They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do that.
mom today tonight
I got a call from my mom today, she says, 'Well, David, I see you didn't get the 'Tonight Show' again,'
pie moments admire
Let's stop for a moment to admire the rotating pies.
thanksgiving mom drinking
Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'
mom fun home
Chi-Os were ideal partners for all occasions. They were discrete, desirable, tactful, polite, and fun... Every mom dreamed of her son coming home with a Chi Omega, a woman's woman.
exactly robin saying
I know what you're saying ... (Bradley) ain't exactly Robin Williams.
coming metal spend time
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
soon
You're just a kid. You're 15 years old and like a world-class golfer, not a professional yet, but soon I would guess.
basement behind goes standing water wherever
Put bygones behind us, ... the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes -- standing in your basement -- she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
bobby tells
I go where Bobby goes, and he tells me what we're going to do and I say, sure, let's do it, ... But obviously, in the beginning, it was a disappointment not to be here.
absolutely believe belong luckiest man
I don't belong here, ... What am I doing here? It's crazy, absolutely crazy. I'm the luckiest man in the world today, believe me
came likes
All of us who came after are pretenders. We will not see the likes of him again.
basement behind gives goes standing star water wherever
This just gives you an idea of what a big, big star this really is. She's huge. Put bygones behind us, the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes standing in your basement she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.