David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
june president looks
It looks like President Bush will be handing over power to the Iraqis by June 30th. That's amazing and not only that, but it looks like he'll be handing over power to the Democrats by November 2nd.
tonight looks honest
I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'
tourists borders looks
This Osama bin Laden, now they say he has had plastic surgery. They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan, which by the way is the place to go to have plastic surgery. He looks great. A tourist came up to him earlier this week and said, 'May I have your autograph, Mr. Hasselhoff?'
guy tables looks
I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right.
president looks american-president
Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.
looks fool married
Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.
morning stupid looks
It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.
wine looks upstairs
Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.
guy looks picture-frames
I like Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy who comes with the picture frame.
brother looks brooks
I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.
basement behind goes standing water wherever
Put bygones behind us, ... the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes -- standing in your basement -- she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
coming metal spend time
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
eight good heart hours last son team three woke won
When I was 52, I woke up after eight hours of heart surgery -- that's a big deal, ... I had my first son last year, that's a big deal. Now, I'm part of the team that won the Indianapolis 500. Those are three pretty good things to have in your life.
absolutely believe belong luckiest man
I don't belong here, ... What am I doing here? It's crazy, absolutely crazy. I'm the luckiest man in the world today, believe me