David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
drinking gentleman cognac
Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.
running gentleman problem
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
retirement gun gentleman
Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.
believe gentleman republican
I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.
health clothes gentleman
Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.
basement behind goes standing water wherever
Put bygones behind us, ... the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes -- standing in your basement -- she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
coming metal spend time
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
eight good heart hours last son team three woke won
When I was 52, I woke up after eight hours of heart surgery -- that's a big deal, ... I had my first son last year, that's a big deal. Now, I'm part of the team that won the Indianapolis 500. Those are three pretty good things to have in your life.
absolutely believe belong luckiest man
I don't belong here, ... What am I doing here? It's crazy, absolutely crazy. I'm the luckiest man in the world today, believe me
bobby tells
I go where Bobby goes, and he tells me what we're going to do and I say, sure, let's do it, ... But obviously, in the beginning, it was a disappointment not to be here.
footage saddam showing tv
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.
knew people tempered
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.
If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.
child earth enjoy face tasty woman
There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.