David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
country ohio waiting
John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?
country hate thinking
The reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
country interesting office
It's interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated, who better to turn to than the guy who invaded the wrong country and started a depression.
country kids serious
Don't kid yourself. Global warming is no joke. Here's how serious global warming has gotten to be in the United States. In this country global warming is so bad, we are now actually starting to warm up to Barry Bonds.
country giving advice
Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who ran up a half-million dollar bill at Tiffany?
funny country winning
The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.
country eyebrows hair
Kim Jong Un shaved his eyebrows and got his hair sticking right up. How would you like the leader of your country looking like Lady Gaga? Even Dennis Rodman told him he looks weird.
country squad utah
Because Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.
inspirational country witty
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
country native-american numbers
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.
exactly robin saying
I know what you're saying ... (Bradley) ain't exactly Robin Williams.
coming metal spend time
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
soon
You're just a kid. You're 15 years old and like a world-class golfer, not a professional yet, but soon I would guess.
basement behind goes standing water wherever
Put bygones behind us, ... the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes -- standing in your basement -- she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.