David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
borders pakistan ceo
Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.
tourists borders looks
This Osama bin Laden, now they say he has had plastic surgery. They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan, which by the way is the place to go to have plastic surgery. He looks great. A tourist came up to him earlier this week and said, 'May I have your autograph, Mr. Hasselhoff?'
thinking pakistan borders
Did you hear this? They say now Osama bin Laden and his buddy Mullah Omar have left Afghanistan dressed as women. They dressed up as women and went across the border into Pakistan. I think they're going to make a movie about it. They're going to call it 'Some like it Jihad.'
exactly robin saying
I know what you're saying ... (Bradley) ain't exactly Robin Williams.
coming metal spend time
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
soon
You're just a kid. You're 15 years old and like a world-class golfer, not a professional yet, but soon I would guess.
basement behind goes standing water wherever
Put bygones behind us, ... the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes -- standing in your basement -- she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
bobby tells
I go where Bobby goes, and he tells me what we're going to do and I say, sure, let's do it, ... But obviously, in the beginning, it was a disappointment not to be here.
absolutely believe belong luckiest man
I don't belong here, ... What am I doing here? It's crazy, absolutely crazy. I'm the luckiest man in the world today, believe me
came likes
All of us who came after are pretenders. We will not see the likes of him again.
basement behind gives goes standing star water wherever
This just gives you an idea of what a big, big star this really is. She's huge. Put bygones behind us, the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes standing in your basement she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
basement behind gives goes standing star water wherever
This just gives you an idea of what a big, big star this really is, ... She's huge. Put bygones behind us, the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes standing in your basement she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
across appearing broadway night oprah street
What a big night that is going to be not only for us, not only for Oprah, but for Broadway. You have the big 'Color Purple' Broadway opening, and then right across the street here in this theater, you have Oprah appearing here. I mean, that's what Broadway is all about it's a street of dreams.
night
What a big night that is going to be -- not only for us, not only for Oprah, but for Broadway.