David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
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President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.
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Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.
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Now all of us can talk to the NSA -- just by dialing any number.
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What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates Americans for their "excessive" lifestyle.
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Did you get the new iPhone yet? The iPhone that I have is outdated. It has two pieces and a hand crank.
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I'm so excited for my son. On Christmas morning I want to see his face, to be there when he opens the gifts. I want the see what my assistants got him for Christmas.
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You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?
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Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.
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They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls.
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Meryl Streep is on the program tonight. I like to throw her a little work whenever I can.
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Scientists have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is life after death -- though they say it's virtually impossible to get decent Chinese food.
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It turns out that President Obama has acid reflux. He had a sore throat, went to the hospital, and they diagnosed it as acid reflux. Talk about irony -- it's not covered by Obamacare.
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Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'
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Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.