David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
cutting bulls littles
Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.
hair president use
How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.
brother war iraq
Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine.
new-york years cities
Right after the show tonight, I'm going to the New York City car show. You get to see the models that will be crashed next year by drunken Secret Service agents.
wife president kenya
President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'
new-york moving cities
It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy just can't get enough gridlock.
viagra scandal email
This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.
email dry
Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.
running father texas
Texas Senator Ted Cruz announced he is running for president. Ted Cruz was born in Canada, his father fled to the United States from Cuba, and yet Ted Cruz is against immigration. Isn't that odd?
drinking secret president
Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before
fighting two funeral
Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.
baby girlfriend russia
Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.
new-year party drinking
St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.
thinking firsts ass
I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.