David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
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After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.
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You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.
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I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.
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Theres not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesnt enjoy a tasty beverage.
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I'm still here. I knocked off another competitor.
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I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.
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Life experience is the best teacher.
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Quiet down, we don't want to wake the Russians.
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John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either.
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I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.
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Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.
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Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.
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New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.
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Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.