Dave Barry
Dave Barry
David McAlister "Dave" Barryis a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 July 1947
CityArmonk, NY
CountryUnited States of America
funny dream humor
Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight.
funny school humor
The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"
funny lying knowing
The president, apparently, was so totally unaware of where his foreign policy was that he had to appoint a distinguished commission to help him locate it, and when the commissioners called him in to testify, he told them, essentially, that he couldn't remember what it looked like. Now, if Richard Nixon had claimed something like that you would at least have had the comfort of knowing he was lying. You could trust Nixon that way. But with this president, you have this nagging feeling that he's telling the truth.
sports cheating differences
I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.
funny humor cutting
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.
god night feet
Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 50 feet so people can hike at night with flashlights.
god vacation stupidity
I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?
god stupidity way
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
god numbers stupidity
Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness.
god hands people
Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.
god animal walking-sticks
Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals.
god horse stupidity
Found a smoldering cigarette left by a horse.
god stupidity needs
Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.
god stupidity spiders
Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.