Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
Sometimes, in order to follow one's heart, one must do the wrong thing. Now, I'm not absolving anyone of their actions; you have to be responsible for your actions, sick or well, you have to be, you just have to be. All of us are accountable.
Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.
Tomorrow is your future's yesterday.
I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me.
If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.
They say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll get his own show on the Discovery Channel.
Wikipedia celebrates its 12th birthday today. Of course, I have no idea if it's true. I read it on Wikipedia.
There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.
Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.
Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.
Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.
Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.
I don't know much about the Supreme Court. If it's anything like the Supreme Taco, it's like a regular court, but with extra sour cream.