Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie
Colin Andrew Mochrieis a Canadian actor and improvisational comedian of Scottish origin, most famous for his appearances on the British and US versions of television improvization show Whose Line Is It Anyway?...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth30 November 1957
CityKilmarnock, Scotland
sheep gentleman jury
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
rivers dying wells
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
names retiring ifs
If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?
revenge people said
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.
believe world stage
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
people nasa giggle
NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.
beverly-hills cleveland hills
This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
elephants documentaries anorexics
We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
giving liberty muffins
Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!
lying would-be ifs
And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.
mother mean eye
He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.
real mad long
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
husband wife married
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
return dyslexic wells
Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang...