Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie
Colin Andrew Mochrieis a Canadian actor and improvisational comedian of Scottish origin, most famous for his appearances on the British and US versions of television improvization show Whose Line Is It Anyway?...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth30 November 1957
CityKilmarnock, Scotland
embargo backwards knows
Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me
years two dolphins
Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.
crazy thinking people
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.
reindeer red today
Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
flower order police
Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
memories long remember
For as long as I can remember I've had memories.
believe people nine
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!
trying dinosaurs deep-within
We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out
funny people
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
carpet chopping head last lighting rolling saw sure time tried trying
Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up in a carpet and lighting it on fire, you better make sure they're dead!
although money ryan
I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
mother worry witness
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.