Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
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It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
care hard jokes
It's got some heart, but it's got hard jokes. I care more about the hard jokes than the heart.
real careers track
You want to track Hollywood careers, look in the real estate section. You see a guy buy a house that costs $6 million, and you can literally start counting the days until he starts doing crappy movies.
careers comedian comfort
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
book careers support
Learn how to cook. Read books that will educate you. Get an education. Get a career. And support yourself. And live in a section of town that isn't conducive to violence.
years tv-shows careers
Early in my career it was very important that I gain the reputation. I haven't been on the road in two or three years, but when I say tickets are on sale, I know they're going to be gone, even if my movie bombed or my TV show sucked.
careers people kind
Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to do it.
mother curse careful
I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.
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All I can say is, I hope that everyone sends as much money as they humanly can to the United States Red Cross. We're rebuilding Iraq right now. I don't know if four guys with box cutters are ever going to fly a plane into a building again, probably not. But I do know that if we don't take care of these millions of people, America will be destroyed.
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I've never seen stunt casting that's actually funny: 'Oh, it's Shaq,' and then there's some horrible excuse for him to dunk, ... It's, like, 'We got a famous guy, and he's gonna be famous tonight' -- and it sucks!
ahead black bunch great guy lost love
It was way ahead of its time. It's like this black guy with a bunch of money. He's funny, and he never lost his money. He was always a great businessman. I love that show.
based
The show is loosely based on my life,
approve comments cringe name
I should see every script, I should make my comments and approve of jokes. I can't cringe at a show that's got my name on it.
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I think I'd be too hard on a boy -- every day, trying to make him a man, getting him ready for white people, ... Girls don't punch each other in the face. Girls are pretty nice to each other, even, like, on a grassroots level.