Chris Rock
Chris Rock
Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III is an American comedian, actor, and producer...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1965
CityAndrews, SC
lying acting looks
Relationships, easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Because it’s hard to keep up the lie! ‘Cause you can’t get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can’t get nobody looking like you look, acting like you act, sounding like you sound. When you meet somebody for the first time, you’re not meeting them. You’re meeting their representative!
men talking guy
Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I'm talking about. Every club you go into, there's always some old guy. He ain't really old, just a little too old to be in the club.
people free-food gluten
Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
men loyal-and-faithful religion
A man is only as faithful as his options.
funny stupid humor
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
mother curse careful
I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.
money wealth value-of-money
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.
funny daughter humor
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
white people black
People are always going to, you know, find something wrong with people who are not the exact same as them. That's just what it is. Black, white, short, tall, religions, whatever. People are bad.
children crazy sacrifice
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
school opposites abortion
If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
funny humor boys
A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
people laughing ifs
People are the same wherever you go. And if they weren't, they wouldn't laugh at the same s**t.
two people wages
There are people who would like to get rid of minimum wage. But we have to have it, because if we didn't some people would not get paid money. They would work all week for two loaves of bread and some Spam.